the pope will instead travel to Bellahouston Park on the Seven Seat
Cosybike. His bodyguards will provide pedal power while he drives
and waves at his fellow worshippers.
First minister Alex Salmond said "Proximity to the National Cycle
route makes this the ideal congestion free way into the park. I
don't know why we haven't thought of this before for other world
leaders? Except for George Bush. He falls off mountain bikes,
segways, crashes into policemen and one of his motorcycle outriders
has even been killed. Let's not let him near anything with wheels."
Pictured Below The Cosybike and The Strathclyde Police during testing
procedures.
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